I'm the kid your parents warned you about.
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
- Haiku (via desperatefriend)
me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
i like to tell people when i need to go pee