I'm the kid your parents warned you about.
i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff
today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.